Pull Out Method Acting
aka "From Kings of Church & Wellesley to Beyond: A True Story"
Let me tell you a tale, dear reader. A tale which seems to flutter in the winds of fable like a kite on a spring day, but, much like the person holding the kite's string, is actually quite grounded in fact.
Fact #1: Prior to landing roles on MTV's Undressed, our two heroes, seen here, were but two faceless Joe's blending in as seamlessly as two straight men can while within Toronto's famed Church & Wellesley district.
Fact #2: Years after this aired, our two heroes were the subject of a conversation between their bosses and the owner of a prominent nightclub in said district. Quoth the blushing club owner: "Those boys are something of a legend around here". A conclusion which would lead you, dear reader, to suspect this was just another case of post-role method acting gone tragicomically awry.
In an effort to avoid burdening this urban fable with details, it shall suffice to note that our heroes' meteoric rise to the annals of Church & Wellesley's newly bitheic mythology was fuelled by many a Jagermeister one December weeknight, as our boys rose Phoenix-like from the smoldering ashes of one lesbian bartender's deeply felt personal tragedy.
Fact #3: As if to hammer the final nail into the coffin of the maxim "there are no second acts in American lives", our heroes joined the ranks of famous historical heroes and villains who have also promised a triumphant and vengeant return. Though preceded by neither the Four Horsemen nor a pubescent Edward Furlong, their return was preceded by one WilliamStosine who brought these icons back to life via the magic of youtube, curiously only asking us to "search keyword boyg33 for more videos" in return. As our heroes fame and legacy now unfurls itself across the seven seas via the world wide web, we can reflect on the Elite Club they have joined when you search boyg33 on youtube.
Move over Cher, there are new icons in town!
And move over F. Scott Fitzgerald, as we now usher in a new venerable maxim for the modern era: "A beefcake seen twice is twice as nice!"
Let me tell you a tale, dear reader. A tale which seems to flutter in the winds of fable like a kite on a spring day, but, much like the person holding the kite's string, is actually quite grounded in fact.
Fact #1: Prior to landing roles on MTV's Undressed, our two heroes, seen here, were but two faceless Joe's blending in as seamlessly as two straight men can while within Toronto's famed Church & Wellesley district.
Fact #2: Years after this aired, our two heroes were the subject of a conversation between their bosses and the owner of a prominent nightclub in said district. Quoth the blushing club owner: "Those boys are something of a legend around here". A conclusion which would lead you, dear reader, to suspect this was just another case of post-role method acting gone tragicomically awry.
In an effort to avoid burdening this urban fable with details, it shall suffice to note that our heroes' meteoric rise to the annals of Church & Wellesley's newly bitheic mythology was fuelled by many a Jagermeister one December weeknight, as our boys rose Phoenix-like from the smoldering ashes of one lesbian bartender's deeply felt personal tragedy.
Fact #3: As if to hammer the final nail into the coffin of the maxim "there are no second acts in American lives", our heroes joined the ranks of famous historical heroes and villains who have also promised a triumphant and vengeant return. Though preceded by neither the Four Horsemen nor a pubescent Edward Furlong, their return was preceded by one WilliamStosine who brought these icons back to life via the magic of youtube, curiously only asking us to "search keyword boyg33 for more videos" in return. As our heroes fame and legacy now unfurls itself across the seven seas via the world wide web, we can reflect on the Elite Club they have joined when you search boyg33 on youtube.
Move over Cher, there are new icons in town!
And move over F. Scott Fitzgerald, as we now usher in a new venerable maxim for the modern era: "A beefcake seen twice is twice as nice!"
posted by Behrooz at 11:17 PM
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I will be signing autographs this weekend at Calgary's Garrison Woods Safeway--over by the Starbucks.
Please do not give me your son's phone number; I'm booked until Christmas.
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